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Sample data. Any resemblance to your week is not a coincidence.
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30%. You live here now.

13h 30m across 26 meetings this week. Your inbox sends its regards.

Since Apr 6: 357h in 641 meetings. That's $154,913 of other people's salaries.

Not counted: 9 invites you're ghosting this week (7h 15m), 49 this quarter (33h). They're still waiting.

This week
13h 30m
30% of working hours · 26 meetings
This month
75h
38% of working hours · 147 meetings
This quarter
210h
36% of working hours · 383 meetings
Damage · this year
$156,325
Duration × you and your @example.com accomplices × $50/hour. Could've been an email.
Longest hostage situation · this year
3h 30m
4 meetings straight on Tue, Aug 25. Hydration is a myth.
Meetings after hours · this year
23h 15m
Worst day: 5h 30m of meetings on Tue, Aug 11. Thoughts and prayers.

The damage report

Month by vanished month.

0h20h40h60h80hJanMarMayJulSepNov
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This yearHoursMeetingsStill to come
January 20260.00—
February 20260.00—
March 20260.00—
April 202633.862—
May 202649.084—
June 202664.8112—
July 202664.3115—
August 202670.3121—
September 202675.0147—
October 20260.004.3h

Most wanted

Recurring meetings, ranked by hours stolen.

  1. Daily Standup31h 15m
    125 times · $12,500
  2. Weekly Sync25h
    25 times · $15,000
  3. Cross-functional Alignment25h
    25 times · $18,750
  4. Sprint Planning19h 30m
    13 times · $9,750
  5. 1:1 with Manager13h
    26 times · $1,300

The line-up

Meetings of up to 10 people. All-hands have an alibi.

Usual suspects

Hours logged with each accomplice.

  1. Priya Natarajan213h
    368 meetings together
  2. Marco Bianchi208h
    358 meetings together
  3. Sam Okafor143h
    264 meetings together
  4. Elena Petrova125h
    242 meetings together
  5. Jordan Lee124h
    238 meetings together

Same crew, different excuse

Exactly the same people, nobody new, rebranded every time. One extra guest and it counts as a different gang.

  1. Only you + Hana Sato, Leo Martins, Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan65h 45m
    94 meetings · 94 one-off
  2. Only you + Sam Okafor55h 45m
    79 meetings · 79 one-off
  3. Only you + Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan50h 45m
    74 meetings · 74 one-off
  4. Only you + Elena Petrova, Jordan Lee43h
    65 meetings · 65 one-off
  5. Only you + Aisha Karim, Elena Petrova, Hana Sato, Jordan Lee, Leo Martins, Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan, Sam Okafor, Tom Nguyen32h 30m
    26 meetings · 2 recurring series

Where your day went to die

By weekday and hour. The loudest squares are crime scenes.

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